Friday, March 25, 2011

Right.

An Am I Drunk? checklist
[X] bought an olde english
[X] stopped working (pretext: taking a break)
[X] needed to stop drinking for nausea reasons
[X] texted ex boyfriend (omg he texted back we are besties!)
[X] drained a 7.5% 24oz beer
[X] checked percentage printed on can two times before typing that line
[X] wait, I just drooled on my blanket on purpose to remove excess saliva from my mouth.
[ ] typos
[ ] asking ex if he thinks we should totally get back together because I totally love him
[X] also I just realized this is not how a checklist works.

2 comments:

Rebecca said...

Drink a lot of water sweetie, like several big glasses before you go to sleep. It will stave off the hangover.

Caitlan said...

Thanks, I am drinking water now. I think my hangover is still upcoming because I am fine right now.